Agent NemFX: "Hey, boss says your clear to go on the tour of the new SORP equipment."

Agent NemFX: "This is one of our older buildings, from back in the day when we only tried to scam the girl scouts."

Agent NemFX: "This is more or less how it looks now"

Agent NemFX: "This is one of the girlscouts that tried to move in on our racket"

Agent NemFX: "This is our landlord. He took more effort to take down. You'll notice that he has no arms."

Twin Two: "We like to call it the buzzsaw crane game. It's good fun."

Agent NemFX: "These are two of SORP's engineers. They help to make some of the neat stuff we use in the field."

Commander Zac: "And yes ladies, they are twins."

Agent NemFX: "We use these Tesla coils to make sure they work, all the same."

Agent NemFX: "Anyway, we still have a few minutes before we're needed, so i guess I'll show you some stuff."




Agent NemFX: "This is one of our newer models, it has a bipedal movement system and Clint Eastwood-style bada$$ guns."

Agent NemFX: "We call it gunbot. You'll soon notice, this is the only robot without a hat."


Agent NemFX: "This is one of our mobile field artillary units, they are primarily used as cover support"

Agent NemFX: "We call it RX."

Agent NemFX: "This one was specifically made for the canadian agents of SORP and can utilize any weapons it comes across. Even hockey sticks."

Agent NemFX: "I called it Reginald. I think it has the coolest hat also."

Agent NemFX: "Enough of the robots though, this is one of our relay stations"

Agent NemFX: "It helps monitor broadcasts, and send our signals to where they need to be"

Agent NemFX: "Each are monitored by a SORP agent. Each of those agents get the cool ice uniform. No pun intended."

Agent NemFX: "Nurses are a staple here at SORP"

Commander Zac: "Well hellooo.."

Agent NemFX: "Anyway, i have to deliver this map to Zac"

Agent NemFX: "Yo boss, here's the map"

Commander Zac: "That's cool, but we got one already"

Agent NemFX: "Oh. Okay." *toss*

Agent NemFX: "Okay we'll be all set in a second"

Aol dude: "You've got mail!"

Commander Zac: "F--k aol!!!"

Agent NemFX: "Anyway, the plan revolves around this decive."

Commander Zac: "The satellite receives a big f--king beam of energy, then amplifies and fires it at old people."

Commander Zac: "We figure we'll get at least one or two shriners."

Commercial Break!

Twin One: "Check out more neat SORP gear!"

Twin one: "This is agent Marathon who is carrying one of our breifcase nuclear detonators"

Twin one: "Once armed a nuke can go off anywhere in the world, we let Marathon hold it because he's cool and isn't gonna try and arm it just to see the looks on our faces."
Helm: "Unlike some agents."
NemFX: "Hey, I only did it once. Okay, okay, twice."

Commander Zac: "That's why you beat the person down with a frying pan before they can."

Now back to the show!

Commander Zac: "Anyways, since the energy from the base takes away all life support energy, we have to find a way out of here in seconds."

Commander Zac: "That's why we've developed this gate, that should bring us somewhere near 2101."

Commander Zac: "Now to test it and see if it works.. This is safe right guys?"

Commander Zac: "Er.. I guess we have to cut this one short. I have to get this looked at by one of the nurses.."

Random agent in white: "But you completley cut my part!"

Agent NemFX: "And me setting people on fire!"

NemFX: "Oh well, tune in next time, and cheers to all that enjoyed this. Keep watching for a preview of the next episode!"

Preview!

Zac: "Fire the lazer!"

"and dueling robots!"

CAST

Agent Andrew McKenna as Agent NemFX

Commander Zachary Byron Helm as Commander Pyrotech c3h8